Democrats Comply with Return to Texas if Greg Abbott Leaves
AUSTIN, Texas (The Borowitz Report)—Runaway Democratic legislators from Texas supplied at present to return to the state on the situation that Governor Greg Abbott go away it eternally.
The Democrats, talking from an undisclosed location, issued an official assertion detailing the phrases of the legislators-for-governor commerce.
“At midday on Friday, we’ll arrive on the state capitol in Austin in an unmarked bus,” the assertion learn. “As soon as we disembark, Governor Abbott will board the bus, which can then relocate him to a mutually-agreed-upon vacation spot.”
In response to the assertion, the Democrats have been reaching out to plenty of potential international locations who may be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.
“We would like the governor to stay someplace with voting legal guidelines that he’ll be comfy with,” the assertion learn. “We’ve had some promising conversations with North Korea.”
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